By David N. Britt
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I love to watch wild animals on television and see them at the zoo.
I also love children. However, just because I happen to love them both, doesn’t mean I think they should live together. I’ve recently come across a program on one of the cable channels called “Fatal Attractions.”
I am dumbfounded by some of the stories featured on the program, but even more astounded at the sheer number of idiots out there that think somehow raising kids and wild animals together is a great idea.
I can hear it over the breakfast table, right now; “Hey Marge, we should get a pet to raise along with the baby.”
“Great idea let’s get a fresh-water crocodile” (agreed by many experts to be the most nasty and vicious wild animal on the planet). “Sure or better yet, let’s get a baby cat that’ll grow up to weigh 600 pounds and have 6 inch teeth and 4 inch, razor sharp claws.” “We can probably get Mr. Fuddly to make us a deal on live chickens to feed it!”
What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
Look, if you want your kids to be introduced to wild animals, take them on safari. Take them to the circus. Take them to the zoo. DON’T go out and buy a tiger cub to raise as a house pet!
Well, that’s my piece and I’m stickin’ to it. If you’d like to respond, please avail yourself of the space below, or shoot me an email.
David N. Britt covers the interesting, offbeat and entertaining happenings that you would write about if he wasn’t already doing it for you.
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Experience a magical evening at the Embassy of France with A Night on the Riviera, an event that will transport you to the glamour of the French Riviera while celebrating the vibrant spirit of Mardi Gras!
Indulge in an exquisite selection of French wines and champagne, paired with the finest French cuisine prepared by the talented Chef of the Embassy of France. Additionally, Chef Hugh Cossard will be carving ham live, ensuring freshness and exceptional flavor. Don’t miss out on the authentic French crêpes, made to order and sure to transport you straight to the streets of Nice.
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On January 25th, we invite you to experience the magic of Galette des Rois, a 700-year-old tradition celebrated across France throughout the entire month of January (and even beyond!). This sweet, almond-filled puff pastry topped with a golden crown isn’t just a treat—it’s a celebration! The lucky person who finds the fève (a porcelain charm hidden in one of the slices) becomes the King or Queen for the Day, and don’t worry—there will be plenty of royalty to go around! ??
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